Hey there!
Since you clicked on this page I'm assuming you know who I am and what I'm doing.
[[Of course I do]]
[[Not even a clue...]]Great! [[Let's get started.]]Then why did you click on this-oh nevermind. I'll explain it to you.
My name is...well you actually don't need to know that, but what you do need to know is that I've burried treasure, that's right TREASURE, somewhere on the George Mason campus (if you don't know anything about the GMU campus then you're out of luck). I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. This is a GMU course after all.
Now that you understand what's going on (finally) [[Let's get started.]] What's the first clue you ask? Well let's start off with something easy.
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[It would be my pleasure to serve you, though not on a Sunday!]
[[GMU Library]]
[[Chick-Fil-A]]
[[Chipotle]]
[[Hint??]]Since when is it the librarians PLEASURE to serve anyone anything?
[[Try Again|Let's get started.]]Correct! Not that it was really all that difficult though.
Now that you're at Chick-Fil-A, and hopefully enojoying some chicken and waffle fries (the best fries), let's move on to the next clue.
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[Humpty Dumpty sat on A wall, Humpty Dumpty had A great fall. (Pretty recently too. Poor guy only just got rebuilt after years of being broken). ]
[[Chipotle..]]
[[Krug Hall]]
[[Robinson A]]
[[Hint, please??]] Are you serious?? What Chipotle closes on Sundays? NO!
[[Try Again|Let's get started.]]There are no hints in this very realistic, and not at all cheesy Treasure Hunt.
[[Try Again|Let's get started.]]Not quite right, but at least you didn't pick Chipotle.
[[Why don't you try again.|Chick-Fil-A]]Correct! As we all well know they tore the old building down to upgrade it. (Kinda rude to the original architect, but hey, who am I to judge)?
Now that we're standing in this pretty new building, let's move on to the next clue.
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[^^
We specialize in steak, that's right good ol' steak (maybe we should shake that slogan...It's not so good).
^^]
[[Einstein Bagels]]
[[Chipotle....]]
[[Steak 'N Shake]]
[[Please just give me a hint]]I already told you there are no hints!
[[Why don't you try again.|Chick-Fil-A]]Again?? Really?? When did Chipotle ever sit on a wall?
[[Why don't you try again.|Chick-Fil-A]]Well, you tried. They do sell steak, but did you miss the whole "we should SHAKE that slogan...SHAKE. An option was Steak 'N Shake and you still picked Chipotle????
[[Please try again|Robinson A]]Correct! (but honestly it's overrated.) Their cookies and cream milkshake will never be better than Chick-Fil-A's.
Alright! Now that you're chillin' with some steaks, let's move on to the next clue.
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[I stand tall.]
(Yep, that's the clue).
[[Astronomy Telescope]]
[[Mason Statue]]
[[Chipotle.]]
[[I desperately need a hint]]For the last time, no!
[[Please try again.|Robinson A]]Telescopes don't stand...they have stands, but they don't actually stand....
[[Pick another one|Steak 'N Shake]]Correct! The George Mason statue literaly stands on his own two feet at seven and a half feet tall!
Now that we're spending time with good ol' George here, let's move on to the next clue.
Our line is always out the door.
[[DMV]]
[[The GMU Library]]
[[Hint?]]Why would you pick Chipotle? How does a restaurant even stand? Why are you so obsessed with Chipotle???
[[Pick another one|Steak 'N Shake]]How could you need a hint for this one??
[[Pick another one|Steak 'N Shake]]There isn't even a DMV on campus!
[[Choose again|Mason Statue]]Nobody even goes to the library.
[[Choose again|Mason Statue]]You're looking for Chipotle aren't you?
While that is technically correct, I refuse to give you the satisfaction of finally picking Chipotle. (This clue was meant to be more of an insult anyway).
Anyways...Now that you're chowing down on some burritos, let's move on to the next clue.
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[My oh my I'm going to be late. My oh my, why can't I find a space? ]
[[Johnson Center food court]]
[[Lot K]]
[[Lecture Hall]]
If you're going to be late, why are you looking for somewhere to sit and eat??
[[Try a differnt one|Hint?]]Correct! There never seems to be any parking in this damn lot and it ALWAYS makes me late, no matter how early I leave!!!
Alright, now that you're fighting your fellow students for a parking spot, let's move on to the next clue.
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[The first building most of us walked through on that dreaded freshman orientation day, and hopefully it will be the last building we walk through too.]
[[Johnson Center]]
[[EagleBank Arena]]
[[Panda Express]]Okay, but if you're in the lecture hall already, why are you going to be late?
[[Try a different one|Hint?]]Why would the Johnson Center be the first building you walk through? Did you even go to freshman orientation??
[[Pick something else this time|Lot K]]Correct! They made us all pick a teeny tiny seat and sit there for an hour or so.
That's supposed to be the stage we walk across too when we graduate!
Okay, now that you're squished into one of the most uncomfortable chairs on campus, let's move on to the next clue!
(background:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0.5,#7f19e6,1,#ffffff))[
I have a GIANT mural made out of tiles, but don't worry it's only made up of two colors so it's easy on the eyes. ]
[[Art and Design Building]]
[[Chick-fil-A]]
[[Panda Expresss]]
[[chipotle]]Why...how....
I love Panda Express, but WHY on Earth would Panda Express be the FIRST BUILDING you ever go into on campus???
And why oh why woud it be the last...
Wait a minute...
That's a great idea. I would 100% support that.
Imagine being able to eat some fried rice and orange chicken as you walk to get your diploma.....
(Remind me to talk to the president of the university about that)
BUT YOU STILL GOT THIS ANSWER WRONG SO [[Pick something else this time|Lot K]]Also a good guess! (You are on a roll!!)
But no. Chick-Fil-A doesn't have any murals, just lots of pictures of cows, which are coincidentally two colors too....huh.
[[Try another one|EagleBank Arena]]Correct! This lovely and amazing restaurant has a big ass mural of a PANDA (hence the name but also panda's are just the best so).
Now that you're enjoying some fried rice and orange chicken (and hey, maybe even walking across stage to get your diploma. Don't know yet, Still need to talk to the president about it) let's move on to the next clue.
Wait..
I don't have any more clues...
What happened to the rest of them??
I had more..
....
I guess that's the end guys...
See ya
[[The End]]DON'T YOU START WITH THIS AGAIN. WHAT MURAL WOULD CHIPOTLE HAVE????? A PEPPER??? WHO WANTS TO SEE A MURAL OF A PEPPER?????????
NO NO NO NO NO
[[Try another oned|EagleBank Arena]]Good guess, but what you're looking for wasn't made by a student.
[[Try another one|EagleBank Arena]]HA!
You thought I forgot about the treasure didn't you?
Well don't fret! You earned it fair and square by playing EXCEPT that there's a catch (that I know you didn't know about when you started playing, but I only just thought of it so hey, whatcha gonna do?)
Now the only way you can get that treasure is if..........you get the president of the university to allow us to hold the graduation ceremony in the Panda Express 'cause my emails have gone unanswered.....rude.....but maybe you'll have more luck.
Not the ending you were expecting? Well suck it up buttercup, I make the rules here.
I'd say I'm sorry, but as I said in the beginning, I'm not.
THE END
(For real this time)Who puts steak on a bagel?
[[Please try again|Robinson A]]